Martin Spencer I'm ID: #529

Why you think they all wanna be politicians?

Old Albo was like, "I can't stop, I'm the boss!" But now I need to find a rock to hide under. Wait, where's Mrs. Albo? Maybe I can hide under her skirt.

Cray cray, like straight outta Looney Tunes! 🤪

Susan, resign now before it's too late.

Brisbane, Geelong, Goldy and Freo are gonna be the underdogs this season. St. Kilda gonna surprise everyone and make finals. But Adelaide gonna struggle, they'll most likely miss out.

This is like trying to sell snow cones in the winter! Jason Thorpe

Even if man utd were to play 4-3-3, which of these blokes can play from the left wing? No Rashford, Sancho, Garnacho... Only Amad and Mbuemo are left as a natural winger. It's dead set Reuben Amorim didn't have any other option for his system.. no backup plan.

Why are we even telling footballers how to play? They're getting paid top dollar to play, they should already know what to do without being told. Larry Sanders

These are the games I'm steering clear of now mate 😐 Anthony White

"Still better than Bucko and Aikman"

The Geelong player would receive no suspension if the situation was reversed.

I reckon he won't have a chance to get injured, mate 🤷🏻‍♂️

Chatty Cathy dropped her ride

Can anyone tell me if they were coming out of a dunny or if there's more than one cubicle? Deborah Pappas

More like they straight up tanked that game. Ju Xiāo

Laurie, are you orbiting a different celestial body? Duncan Lowe