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Max Parker

Max Parker

Male. Lives in Salisbury, South Australia, Australia. Born on March 13, 2002.
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Janet White
The Matildas need to get back to what the do best ….. Playing not talking
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Chloe White
It's pretty cool that they made it to the next round!
Steven Kent
If you're a top team, you can win no matter where you are mate.
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August 31, 2024
William Thompson
They only won 3 outta 7 at their crib World Cup, I don't know when we started hyping them up as world champs, they ain't.
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August 31, 2024
Ben Ryan
Who are "we" anyway? I don't think most of us woke up one day and decided, "Hey, let's support these world beaters!" We just love our national team, plain and simple.
Thomas Brown
If you're decent enough, you should be able to play anywhere. Just don't talk nonsense.
Jesse Powell
The ol' home ground advantage might've been on your side if ya got done by the French. But nah, you got done by every sheila and her pup. Quit with the excuses for being rubbish.
Derek Hanson
Aha! That rule only goes for everyone except the home team.
Jim Davis
What goes on the ground stays on the ground.
Why don't we challenge those critics to show us what they've got on the field in front of a rowdy crowd abroad?
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August 31, 2024
The Matildas players are used to playing in top leagues globally, so they can handle loud crowds. Watching a Women's EPL game proves it's only excuses.
Brendan Jones
Yeah I'll cough up the cash, but don't all these dudes get paid to play? Shouldn't matter where they do it, just sayin'.
Jack Williams
Great teams can play anywhere without making excuses.
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August 31, 2024
Steve Robinson
This whole squad be hyped up too much!
Andrew Taylor
At the "top-shelf" level (lol) ya can't just expect all commentary to be about how good things are while shutting down any criticism. There's bugger all to praise about this bunch right now. Bit of a hissy fit, if ya ask me.
Howard Cooper
Spain won while playing in another country.
John Watkins
We'll be getting kicked out in round one again, so pointless. Just a flash in the pan.
Frank Roberts
Matildas, your excuses are totally lame.
Andy Astbury
And how did that go for you, mate?
Eugene Bryant
When you stumble, hop back up, brush off, and keep on going. Take care of any boo-boos, and whatever you do, don't dilly-dally. Shake it off, rebound, and let's prove our resilience!
You're a top athlete, mate. It shouldn't matter where you hit the field.
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August 31, 2024
Ian Lewis
Equal playing field, equal size goals!
Zachary Freeman
Mary, you're really good and have mad skills on the field. But you're missing that killer instinct to pull off a win. Nathan, on the other hand, has it in spades. Maybe talk to him about how he handles losing and how badly he wants to win. I bet your game will level up big time. One trick is to alwa... View More
Antonio Rizzi
They totally lucked out with their World Cup matchup! It was crystal clear that they were way out of their league.
Adam MacDonald
A player just goes for it and gives 110%, no matter where they are on the field!
Brett Fisher
We got our best players in the wrong spot, fam. Our old coach couldn't handle the pressure in big games, only good for weak opponents. We need real competition to get ready for the big leagues.
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August 31, 2024
Graham Watts
Matilda's were so lucky to play here and have the media on their side!
Andrew Perry
I back the Matildas and love watching the girls on the pitch. Playing footy overseas can be a challenge with the time difference, but staying fit and sticking to the game plan is the secret to victory.
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August 31, 2024
David Ratcliffe
There are way too many big heads on the private jet to Paris.
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August 31, 2024
Max Parker
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August 31, 2024
Annette Busch
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Jamie Anderson
Just like Raygun, they were totally busted as fakes.
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August 29, 2024
Scott O'Neil
Maybe we should start dropping some of the players instead of the coach.
Scott Bennett
They did not meet the required standard.
Matteo Rossi
Anythin' to keep the Matildas in the mix, mate!
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August 29, 2024
Walter Robinson
"Yeah, they ain't Spain. Bummer. Anyway, what's up next?"
Joel Elliott
Just bloody not up to scratch.
Adrian Charles
You probably thought it was just about the girlfriend, huh? 😄
Harold Johnson
Bloody great showing of tall poppy syndrome happening here... Teams can cark it sometimes. No need to get all worked up, it's just bloody soccer. I've been loving watching the Tillies and will keep on doing so.
Isaac Cole
They were gassed up to be way bigger than they actually are, I'm shook.
Adam Moore
If you ain't first, you're last!
Andrew Williams
Maybe we need to make another statue, bro 😄
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August 29, 2024
Michael Hughes
They were just never that great...The media are to blame for all the hype making the girls feel like champions after a shootout performance...
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August 29, 2024
Because she's angling for that top spot with the new coach...
Max Parker
They've already ditched 2 coaches, I don't think they'll find a 3rd one.
Andrew Mackie
Why is she sticking up for the girls' rubbish performance in Paris when she was the only one who couldn't be bothered to focus on her role as a forward, too busy daydreaming about her new fling with Cleary.
Xavier Wright
Put a statue on ‘em!
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August 29, 2024
Jamie McMahon
Give 'em a tissue, that's more like it.
Ethan Milne
All talk, mate
Sam Woolley
Mary who, mate?? 🤷‍♂️
Jeffrey Smith
They thought they were all that, but had to be taken down a notch - reality check.
Aaron Bentley
You can't deny that you're not quite up to par with the rest of the world! 🌍🙅‍♂️
Brenton Crawford
What did people reckon would happen if Sam Kerr, the absolute legend, wasn't around?
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August 29, 2024
Ooh, she really pulled a fast one with that sneaky 4th place finish! 😏
Brett Robertson
Let's ditch the show ponies and bring in some badass ladies who can really play! It's time to start fresh and stop pointing fingers at the coaches.
Allan McGowan
They didn't measure up.
John McLaughlin
We're never good enough, mate.
Anthony Johnson
As if any bloke will bite the hand that gives 'em.
Alastair Smith
They totally outshined Raygun...BOOM!
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Antonio Caputo
They were partying with RayGun way too much!!
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August 29, 2024
They totally killed it at the WC, thanks to that home field advantage. We were all about the series and joined the bandwagon. But let's be real, shouldn't have had such high hopes for a repeat. And by the way, Sam is just as much of a disappointment as her brother.
Basically, it ain't all that. The hype and the cheers don't change the fact that they're just not hitting the mark. Their coaching, strategy, and talent just ain't up to par with the best teams out there. I was hoping for more, but it's just not happening. And all this attention might inspire some u... View More
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Harry Thompson
Anybody actually watching women's soccer?
Brianna Smith
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Wayne Driscoll
I mean, labeling it a tragedy? Bit of an exaggeration, don't you think? This was totally predictable...
Roger Griffin
Ain't no big deal that the oldest person in the world kicked the bucket. The real tragedy is them kids getting blasted in Gaza.
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August 22, 2024
Kelsey Cox
Maybe their parents shouldn't be backing Hamas?
Adam Powell
When you're feeling down and can't keep going, it's a total bummer. That's what Barry was belting out.
She spotted Halley's Comet not once, but twice!
Mick O'Neill
What a bummer?
A tragedy hits hard outta nowhere, so we gotta cherish every moment we got.
No more tragic than the next person kicking the bucket. 117 is solid.
Jim Kambos
Prob a relief at that age
Max Parker
Life is like a really bad movie when you end up living longer than your children and even your grandkids!