Edward Porter

I'm gonna have to start using Heroin because Panadol is too bloody expensive.

I chucked the smokes cold turkey... 'cause I had a bloody brain tumour ready to blow... the only thing keeping me kicking was the weed I scored from a dodgy dealer. A brain doc reckons my pot habit kept me alive!

Strewth, the comeback king is back! 🙄

Awesome! 😄

In Japan, the toilets are made for a unique sitting experience that you won't find with Western ones!

This ought to sort things out, mate. Briohny Costello

How on earth are they going to keep track of this without giving us all digital IDs?

You earned it! And if anyone has a problem, there's the exit, make good use of it! Joyce Clark

If you embrace woke culture, you will not win elections. Donald Trump is seen as a savior by some.

B. All the glasses have the same amount of water, so the level stays constant. How much water is in each glass depends on how much space the objects inside take up. Since the paper clip is the smallest, it pushes the least water out of the way. So, the right choice is B. Renee Chamberlain

Awesome job on all your accomplishments over the years! Watching you play is always a blast, Corey. You're a true superstar on the field!

I turn off the tv when the alcoholics talk too much.

"Fair dinkum mate! Can ya believe it?" 🤭 David Clarke