Jason Sutcliffe

He's not even president yet but he's carrying on like he's already been sworn in.

Benefits the super wealthy but screws everyone else.

Does he understand that tariffs are just gonna get passed on to us, mate, so the cost of living keeps skyrocketing?

Just 'cause Musk's proved himself to be a rubbish parent, doesn't mean we have to copy him. Social media's really bad for our little ones. Jennifer Hayes

For real, most kids out there, and there's a ton, will just snatch their parent's phone or laptop. And you know, anything that's off-limits, they'll still find a way to get to it.

Elon is gonna crush Albanese, no doubt.

Clever. Good on him, mate. Jane Wood

Hey there lucky winners! Just a heads up, if you decide to go for the properties instead of the cash in this "raffle," you're looking at a hefty $300,000 bill for land tax. So, why not skip the headache and take the 8 million cash prize instead? Your wallet will thank you! Bronte Howell

Albo be cappin'

Awesome. She sucks at interviews and she's all about the Coalition. Gloria Nelson

No Plans? More like sneaky plans to surprise the Aussies and play it coy with a little fib!

That relationship test was a bust. Not surprised. If they really loved each other, they would have worked it out. I hope he doesn't let this mess up his career and future.

Without AFL, he will have nothing and she will likely move on to another AFL star. She is only with him for the fame to boost her social media campaign and may not be able to handle being away for 3 years. Jack Bourke

🤔 Knew that was gonna happen

Tito, quit mucking around. David Hill

Rest in peace, Thanks for the tunes! 🎶

Tito Jackson has passed away.

You can go fishing later.

Cool with me.

No fishing allowed for a minute...

A cool talent or clever brain Stephanie McKay