Keith Bryant

She's a top mum for her kids, but sorry, she shouldn't expect any prizes from this. She knew the judges' feedback beforehand, so not sure why she got so worked up about it. Paul Wood

She needs to relax, she always looks like she smelled something awful in an elevator.

After everything that's gone down, I still think Brad deserves a piece of the pie from this house. He put in the work and it's not his fault Kyle is a bit nuts and needs some help.

Never seen a former PM so keen to have another crack that he sets up three hits on himself. Amy Quinnell

Looks like the secret service could use a little extra training! You're outta here!

No worries, mate. The coppers busted someone in a car with guns outside the rally, but it ain't enough to call it an assassination attempt.

Is that dude on the right rockin' a metal detector? Tina O'Shea

It only took me a hot sec... Irene Robson

It's better to know before you go.

Mutant got fingers growin' on its booty!

No way mate. I'll never change me mind about a dodgy ride. I won't be buying a car with an expiry date. Denise Benson

I'd be down if it came with a never-ending stash of free batteries and tires.

My next car's gonna be an EV. Bloody brilliant! Mary Perry

That's why I'm holding off on getting the new KIA ev5 until next year. All these other car companies are making the big electric vehicle manufacturers lower their prices. They've been overcharging us since they first came out, but now they have to compete or no one will buy their cars.