Jimmy Bell

Is this old news? Why don't you check out Alice Springs?

Do you think this draft is gonna be the craziest one yet this year? 🤔 Alex Marino

Nah, he's not really a smooth talker.

Forget about Sea King! It's been a whopping 146 years since a horse won both the Bendigo Cup and the Melbourne Cup in the same year.

Chuck a new title on that shocking bit of news! Martin Lewis

I ate my cooking and now need to use the toilet. Christine Duffy

Innovative

What the hell is happening with my club? It's been one embarrassing mess after another for years. We need to get rid of all the top brass - it's just a complete joke now!

They should be charged for manslaughter

Israel definitely blew up this sub! Just like they've blown up pagers, batteries, laptops, cell phones, and the Twin Towers. Kyle Smith

Despite theories suggesting otherwise, a complete huge tail remains at that depth, questioning the reliability of such claims. Edward Anderson

It's so sad, but honestly, I don't feel sorry for rich folks breaking all the rules just for a thrill. They should use their money to actually make a difference in the world instead of risking their lives for fun. 🤔

Well, slap my grandma and call me a pickle! Danielle White

Ensure the weather. Peter Smith

The weather bureau cannot predict sudden changes in weather.

Dang, all that hate for a dope athlete from a bunch of nobodies. I wonder why. Kate Campbell

Yeah, he needs to hang it up now. Toni Jamieson

Federer was superior to Novak and more pleasant. Anna Fletcher

Thanks, Novak Djokovic, for staying true to yourself and your fans by not getting the jab. It's actually made you even more awesome. The haters are probably happy now, but it was hilarious watching them squirm every time you won. Belinda Young

It would be dope if they learned how to spell Aussies before they started talkin' smack about us Aussies!

My mom is 88, and she gets a bit of both age and service pension. Whenever one goes up a smidge, the other gets cut by veterans affairs. It's like a never-ending back and forth. The difference is only $7-$8, but it costs more for the government to argue over this pocket change than it's worth.

Government department cost increases for internet providers are being passed on to consumers, exceeding the pension increase, leading to a rise in cost of living by government agencies.

How about I get to keep more of my own cash instead of giving it all to taxes? Luke Hutchinson