Adrian Noble I'm ID: #3873

Not sure if showing his mug was the right move, but he's just one of the legends. We've got heaps more legends than villains, which is bloody good news. 🙏🏻

The real heroes are the civilians who stepped up when they didn't have to, not the professionals doing their job.

Are you really wearing tongs?!

The safety guy reacted quickly, not even flinching as the car hit the wall and sped down the track.

Hey, Donny, can we chat? Aussies are totally making fun of me. LOL!

He was totally confused and ended up calling Toto. Chris Williamson

People go crazy for those memes that claim someone never ages. But let's be real, most of them are totally fake. Just look up Patricia Valesquez on Google and you'll see she's definitely aged. That pic in the corner might not even be her, who knows! Emily Taylor

That's totally fake. Arnold Vosloo is like 9 years older than Patricia Velasquez. The pic of Arnold (who's 63) is recent, but the one of Patricia (who's 54) is from 2015. That's when she came out as a lesbian. This is what she really looks like now:

I can bust out some cursive writing. Brandon Coleman

I asked her in a restaurant how often she comes, but forgot to mention "here". She got upset.

Cornes' comments on Balta were fair and there is no issue with them. Bringing Beams back was the worst trade made by the Pies due to poor due diligence. His form at the Lions was average and sporadic at best. The trade back was great for the Lions, but costly for the Pies in hindsight. Kaylee Walker

Funny Dayne, you're a nobody outside your crew, but everyone's talking about Kane and the cash he's raking in. You're trying to ride his coattails to get some attention, pathetic. By the way, who did you even play for? Can't even remember. Charlie Watson

Straya sent Israel 🇮🇱 100 tanks to look out for ya 😉