Marc Thompson

If you don't enjoy it, don't watch it; use a remote control to change the channel instead.

He's a hottie, just a little thick. He's gotta be a sweetheart and treats her right. Jay Willis

It was great being one of the few Jack Draper fans at the event last night.

Haha, sour grapes! We came out on top. Sam is our hero!

Blokes with a chip on their shoulder...must be April fools day in some other land, mate!

This is starting to sound repetitive, I'm tired of the orange again.

Begin and finish Joyce Walker

In a dodgy sign for the year ahead, sharp-eyed social media users have pointed out that the start of the year falls on Wednesday (1st), Thursday (2nd), and Friday (3rd), spelling "WTF" in everyone's phone calendars.

I rock Everyday Extra and Everyday Mobile, never had a hiccup! No flashy ads, just been loyal for years.

Spend 2 grand at Woolies, only score 10 bucks back. No cap, it ain't even worth the hassle to swipe that card. Alana Turner

In Japan, the toilets are made for a unique sitting experience that you won't find with Western ones!

This ought to sort things out, mate. Briohny Costello

Take it, double it, and pass it along to someone else!

When he heard about it eleven years ago, he should have DONE something about it BACK then.