First date

her ears got bigger...

That ain't the same chick, yo?

Do they even have waterproof makeup now? I'm a dude so I have no clue about makeup. Jacqueline McDonald

I'm bawling, why she gotta look like Alfredo Linguini from Ratatouille?

Respect the sheilas, mate. Us blokes age like a good drop of red while the girls... well, they need a bit more tender lovin'. Give 'em a fair go, eh?

Quora mods hit me up with a no-go on "Butt Ugly," so I'm gonna test out "face of a donkies ass" and peep the response. Jesse Riley

She doesn't even look that different without her face paint on, hey? All it did was hide the redness on her skin, give her a bit of pink lippy, and make her eyes pop with eyeliner. But her mug was still the same, same snout, same chops, same jawline, same peepers.

Sure, I’d totally agree if she wasn’t so dang mean herself!

Well, I reckon it's a bit of a zinger. Sorta, at least. It's tricky to talk about the so-called "lie" without also mentioning the betrayal of trust in "let's snap pics of mates at their most vulnerable and share 'em online," in my opinion.

Oh, so there's some background I didn't know about, thanks!

We all have mates who would smash that Julia Williams

Aren't those two sheilas different? The one on the right has her hair coloured.

No way that nose is getting a yes!