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Willie Turner

Willie Turner

Male. Lives in Croydon, Victoria, Australia. Born on April 4, 1983.
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Steve Bouris
Pick one
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Willie Turner
We're good as long as it's legendary Godzilla - he deserves a hug.
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Phillip Bennett
I can devour the feminist!
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Amanda Swain
LOL!! 😂🤣
Adrian Lenton
Godzilla ain't givin' me no drama. Godzilla ain't tryna steal my stuff. Godzilla ain't gonna straight up murk me if I get fired. Godzilla ain't messin' with my chill and ain't askin' me every day if things would be different if we never crossed paths.
Allen Webb
Me and Godzilla are tight now!
Randy Powell
If it's the bloody legend Godzilla, we're sweet as a nut. He deserves a cuddle regardless.
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Charlie Middleton
Godzilla, at least Gojira won't annoy me about all that stuff.
Hunter King
Eventually, the feminist will desire sex.
Since the pic is MV Godzilla, he ain't gonna want to hurt you on purpose
Lawrence Roberts
Me and my homie ain't gonna go hungry
Karl Klein
Godzilla and I are friends!
Carking it from Godzilla would be bloody awesome.
Antonio Fiore
I'm totally picking the badass pink-haired feminist!
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Godzilla lacks an anus.
Crikey, not another sheila with all her feminist talk... Bloody hell, like a bloomin' monster, you don't wanna hear them yappin' away 'cause it's gonna be a rough day if you do.
carked it from Godzilla would be bloody awesome
Anthony Holmes
At least Gojira ain't gonna bug me about every little thing, Godzilla.
Donald Kelly
I CHOOSE LEGO GODZILLA.
Ivan Milicic
In the end, the feminist is still a lady, right? So let's wait a while for the dye to fade, and in the meantime, I'll make her beg for my cock before we have some fun.
Godzilla doesn't care about me.
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Earl Roberts
Oh man, another feminist sighting! It's like unleashing Godzilla when they start talking - watch out for some serious trouble ahead!
Ben Ward
I can chow down on the feminist.
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Stephen Williams
Godzilla ain't gonna blame me for nothing. Godzilla ain't gonna take my stuff. Godzilla ain't gonna off me if I get fired. Godzilla ain't gonna mess with my head and won't bug me every day asking if you would still love me if we never met.
Chris Martin
Since that's MV Godzilla in the picture, he wouldn't just come after you and attack you on purpose.
Mitchell Warren
At some point, that feminist is going to crave some man meat!
Daniel Russell
At the end of the day, the feminist is just a chick, so after a while the dye will fade. Until then, I'll ignore her unless she wants a piece of me. Then we'll do the deed.
Jason Campbell
Me and my bro won't go hungry.
David Yates
Who doesn't love a challenge, mate? When it comes to feminists, they always know where they stand. They might be a bit cranky, but hey, Godzilla is a bloody legend.
For real, I'm picking the chick with the pink hair who's all about that feminist life.
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Stuart Henderson
I CHOOSE LEGO GODZILLA
Shaun Lewis
Who doesn't love a challenge? I can always count on a feminist to keep it real. She's always grumpy and angry, but at least Godzilla is huge.
Steven Cox
Billy boy has still got it by the sounds of it. More https://bit.ly/3XltRHp
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Gary Jackson
Fingers crossed for him!
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Wayne Driscoll
She's in it for the cash. 💰😂
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David Williams
She's only after that cash from him, nothing more! 💰💰💰💰💰 No other motives!
When you're rolling in dough, the world is your oyster!
"She took me cash...now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she's not goin' for no broke..."
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James Stewart
I'm all for age differences, but his rigid personality makes this shocking.
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Mason Jones
It's not our concern, all the best to them 🙏
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Jacob Wright
This is way better than any ring.
Travis Clarke
Why is this even a thing? If it was flipped, it would be totally awesome and courageous!
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"Fair dinkum, how is this fair dinkum?"
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Who reckons dosh can't bring ya joy, mate?
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Willie Turner
and when she nicks half, his new sheila can be younger, ‘cause he’s gonna cark it soon and ya can’t take it with ya, might as well piss it all away! 😂😂😂 For everyone else, there’s Mastercard and the local titty bar - let the bank rip ya off instead.
Harold Brooks
Two blokes minding their own business.
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Austin Morris
If that retired bus driver was still kicking it, she wouldn't even blink twice at him!
Darren Flanigan
First date
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her ears got bigger...
Ryan Brown
That ain't the same chick, yo?
Do they even have waterproof makeup now? I'm a dude so I have no clue about makeup.
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June 12, 2024
Willie Turner
And then she has to see you naked. Just like Seinfeld and George's shrinkage episode.
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Steven Scott
I'm bawling, why she gotta look like Alfredo Linguini from Ratatouille?
Greg Menzies
why you gotta be so mean
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She's being naughty because she fibbed about her face!
David Reid
So, what's the deal here?
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Steven Thomas
Respect the sheilas, mate. Us blokes age like a good drop of red while the girls... well, they need a bit more tender lovin'. Give 'em a fair go, eh?
Quora mods hit me up with a no-go on "Butt Ugly," so I'm gonna test out "face of a donkies ass" and peep the response.
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Duncan Stewart
She doesn't even look that different without her face paint on, hey? All it did was hide the redness on her skin, give her a bit of pink lippy, and make her eyes pop with eyeliner. But her mug was still the same, same snout, same chops, same jawline, same peepers.
Michael Pierce
Sure, I’d totally agree if she wasn’t so dang mean herself!
Well, I reckon it's a bit of a zinger. Sorta, at least. It's tricky to talk about the so-called "lie" without also mentioning the betrayal of trust in "let's snap pics of mates at their most vulnerable and share 'em online," in my opinion.
Jack Bourke
Oh, so there's some background I didn't know about, thanks!
Kieran Cousins
We all have mates who would smash that
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Todd Murphy
Aren't those two sheilas different? The one on the right has her hair coloured.
Jeffrey Smith
No way that nose is getting a yes!
Nathan Murphy
Can't out run an Emu
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1 Yarn
I enjoy going to the cinema to watch movies, but they should consider offering a 2 for 1 deal to make it more affordable.
Darren Wade
Many movie lovers with hearing difficulties don't have access to subtitles in theaters, forcing them to wait for streaming or home downloads.