The “frustrated” Australian Government minister has sent a stern message amid an ongoing national Optus outage affecting as many as 10 million people

Optus should have called their hotline to speak to their ‘technician’ to fix the problem, they would have said ‘just restart the system or swap the cord around’ and everything fixed

Yo, the gov should've held onto our own telecoms setup instead of selling it all off. But I guess then the ministers would've actually had to put in some effort instead of pointing fingers at someone else, man!

It's tech, man! It's bound to happen. Folks gotta figure out how to live without it, even just for a day. Sh*t can and will hit the fan, perfection ain't real, fam.

Oh man, we're screwed if a massive x class flare smacks Earth and takes down all the providers and a bunch of power grids. If that happens, you bet I'll be chillin' in a deck chair, just soaking up the crazy mayhem.

After Abbott and Turnbull downgraded the NBN and Howard sold Telstra, Australians are left with a subpar internet system and little choice but to accept it while consistently electing conservative governments.

It was all part of the plan, just testing out the new button on their comp and bam, you're gone.