The bling will be fake, just like the time De Beers tried to snatch that diamond in London. Aaron Bell
It's just a python, it won't bite ya. Might even be up for a cuddle mate.
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2/27
Check out all the virtue signalling 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺 Blake Stokes
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2/24
Have you peeped that none of Arsenal's new signings flex in front of their trophy cabinet with selfies? Kim Roberts
"Hey, anything new with Guehi possibly going to LFC?" Olivia White
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2/11
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2/10
So the bloke on the scooter copped a parking fine! Good lesson for the ankle-biters, mate!
Appearing to be in a dream-like state. Kathy Flanigan
What's the best way to communicate with restaurant staff when you're fed up with waiting and want to cancel your order?
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2/18
"Blimey, that's a bloody ripper!" Erik Fraser






































































