Samantha Dunstan

OMG yes please

Call me anytime, anywhere, anything just call Brianna Johnson

If he spills all the gossip on Hollywood, I'd be really concerned about his safety!

I heard he decided to skip working out his legs for a week... definitely time to raise the alarm!

I never stress about Chris Hemsworth.

Great job, News.com.Au, for delivering a brilliant and skillfully crafted news story about absolutely nothing.

Time to find a fresh scribe.

Are the media intruding into his life unnecessarily? You are the invasive parasite. Go away!

Besides being blessed with good looks, a banging voice, and a killer face, it takes mad hustle and self-control to be as fly as Chris. But having an urban hipster bod requires barely any sweat or tears. That's why I don't give much props to that kind of achievement.

No cap, I legit saw him at Woolies copping that discounted stuff at the end of the aisle. I never thought we'd witness that.

No need to worry about Chris, he's a capable man who can take care of himself.

Alright, brace yourself, the media is on the hunt to drag down the heroes!

Chris Hemsworth as PM

I'm positive he doesn't feel scared at all.

We should totally be concerned about the media or the person who wrote this article for a reason.

Additional justifications for not doing so.

The individuals mentioned in the article are only gaining media attention because the media has chosen to highlight them, not because they are popular or in demand by the public. I am confident that our confident and strong men are not feeling intimidated by men wearing dresses anytime soon.