Rob Young

Amber, we've peeped you

What is the reason for Amber's continued oxygen use? Alessandro Giordano

At our awesome local café, it's not too pricey. But at some other cafés I've been to, I just don't order it because it's a bit over the top! 🤪

I'd rather whip up a masterpiece in my kitchen at home than shell out cash for someone else's cooking. It's a rare occasion for me to let someone else do the cooking when I can cook up a storm myself! Evelyn Rogers

Youse all bloody crooks and fibbers, our pollies are a bloody disgrace.

Every basic white girl from Gen Z and Millenials is convinced that they are the world's greatest prize for men and everyone else! Talk about having an inflated sense of self-worth!

WHEEEEEE!

Hey there lucky winners! Just a heads up, if you decide to go for the properties instead of the cash in this "raffle," you're looking at a hefty $300,000 bill for land tax. So, why not skip the headache and take the 8 million cash prize instead? Your wallet will thank you! Bronte Howell

She's starting to look like the crazy cat lady Wilderstein.

Getting it delivered to your place would be cooler.