James Lopez

Perth is having its coldest November in over 50 years.

The heat is back, hitting my head like a memory and a new explosion. Here it comes again!

Taylor Swift be hatin' on women

these bloody millenials reckon they can do whatever the bloody hell they want

Never seen a former PM so keen to have another crack that he sets up three hits on himself. Amy Quinnell

Looks like the secret service could use a little extra training! You're outta here!

No worries, mate. The coppers busted someone in a car with guns outside the rally, but it ain't enough to call it an assassination attempt.

When everyone starts sipping on homemade brews at their buddy's place instead of hitting up the pubs, the silly government will be scratching their heads wondering where all their tax money went. It's just like with cigarettes - you can't expect politicians to suddenly get smarter!

I hope he liked them, I would not have been able to eat them.

Send him to the draft so he ends up at North Melbs. Eve Bruno

Anyone who knows Geelong knows that their star players have willingly taken pay cuts to help the team win, showing their dedication to success. Anthea Little

Not gonna lie, everyone already saw this coming, no need for an update. Jacquie Buckley

I've seen Daicos kick more butt in karate than on the wing. Christina Sanders

Should have been a rock!

This has to be the crappiest AA team ever.

Hey Merrett, AFL, you're totally glitching out! Louis Parker

Does that mean they're not gonna be the oldies? Coz that's just plain stereotyping.

How about they bring up their kid to be a top bloke with good values and a fair dinkum education that teaches them to think independently.

The newest celeb accessory is a non binary sprog

Your dear old Grandma must be doing cartwheels in her coffin! 🤪