Chris Dawson

Grouse, mate! 😍😍 Madison Sorrentino

"Pretty"

Mate, what a bloody grub. How the hell do people bloody stand this bloke? I reckon he's the one having a good laugh as he rakes in the big bucks.

Sounds like they're just trying to clown for the views. Michelle Coleman

You know he's totally gonna win! The left did everything they could to make sure of it with all their sneaky moves, like taking ballots away and stuff. It's not cool. But just wait til 2024 - he's gonna come back stronger than ever! Teflon Don for the win!!!

I reckon it's baffling how everyone thinks it's a dead heat election.

It's not even close!

"Man, now NSW and Vic gotta bail out another welfare state." Karen Bailey

It's all about how much cash QLD could rake in after the split.

What do ya reckon, mate? Let's stop messin' with daylight savings and focus on sortin' out the housing crisis. That's the real issue here.

Crikey, mate Grant Gallagher

OMG, YOU'RE IN NEED OF SOME LOVE! SLIDE INTO MY DMs 😉

Are you into that sub lifestyle? Jim Owens

Well... if the same clowns are on the judge team as last time, then yeah...

Why do these footy players chomp?

This complicates things. What about Kylie Flanagan? She's very similar.

His time will come, but he's gonna be majorly disappointed because everyone keeps hyping him up. Let him do his own thing, yo.👍 Louisa Bentley

Stop crying, Collingwood! Cripps is the real deal when it comes to getting the hard balls, unlike Daicos who just stands around waiting for handouts. He's overrated and doesn't do much against the good team. He shouldn't have gotten all those votes anyway!

Damn that hurt Beau Smith

The blonde chick with glasses and a Mona Lisa smile, known for being a cute nerd, is now married, pregnant, and has tattoos covering her whole body.

She can show me those anytime. Just hit me up at 25 hors… Daniel Reed

You can totally tell she's feeling super bummed out, like a piece of her just bit the dust.