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JM

Jon Marshall

Male. Lives in Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia. Born on July 5, 1971.
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Glen Slatter
She won’t let me go fishing…
Yarn
Todd Jenkins
You better wrap things up with her and let's hit the water for some fishing. You ain't gonna be stuck indoors all day, right?
Haha, that stance will only hold a bloke up for a couple of minutes from fishing, even less if there's a tinny waiting on the river 🤔
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Andrew Croft
That's a solid reason
Danny Keating
Ha! She can't be in two places at once, not the sharpest tool in the shed!
Mitchell Brown
Did you end up going fishing?
Chris Bouzanis
“Well done, you can draw the Starbucks logo. Can you please move away from the door, the fish won’t catch itself.”
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Top comment up to now.
Chris Williams-Moore
I would take my fishing gear and lucky hat.
Use your time efficiently and accomplish multiple tasks.
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Maria Russell
No way, I won't make it past 30 seconds in her.
Rod McDonald
I wouldn't last long with her, so I'll go fishing after her.
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Clayton Finch
I told you not to fish, it all smells and tastes alike.
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Zachary Brown
A bloke with some proper discipline would've chucked a line in for that trout or haddock frenzy.
Who mentioned fish?
Kieran Cousins
Hey, the "Y" is still open for grub! Sorry y'all, I just had to mention it. 😄😆💦
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Rod Ward
It's a piece of cake!
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Dennis Holmes
I ain't never gonna ditch ya!
Eddie Fisher
I'll take hours of fishing over five minutes of sex. 🤪😂
Jason Sutcliffe
You can go fishing later.
Brenden Hall
Cool with me.
Ralph Howard
No fishing allowed for a minute...
Ben Grant
A cool talent or clever brain
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