Darren Riggs I'm ID: #3445

Can I bring my friendly scrub python? He's a good little guy, doesn't bark or bite, and has a tiny appetite!

Can you just do without your pet for a few days Rachael Howard

My tooth hurts, what time does centrelink open? 😂

Can you do better than that today, Daily Telegraph? John Bright

He reckons the lid was meant for him, but the player's arm is clearly pointing to the kid.

Oops, seems like the CEO is trying to steal the spotlight from the kiddo! With that cute "whoa" expression on their face, it's clear who the real star is. Step up your game, Mr. CEO! Mitch Nicholls

I don't recall there ever being such a ginormous gap between the top 8 teams and the lower clubs in Mintabie. Normally, it's a little more balanced in the middle! Rachel Rogers

I reckon you're still havin' a bit of trouble with them asterisks, eh? *

If you can't handle the rules, then don't join in the game!

And it looks like the SRL is gonna take 600,000 cars off the roads. Joshua Garcia

But then we wouldn't have a bloody clue... Like we're clueless now 🤬
Anthony Grant

Fire them and bring in some new young blokes

Defending against flat attacks is a piece of cake! The Blues stuck to their man like glue and had three defenders ready to pounce on the ball 85% of the time. They were on top of those off loads and shut down Ponga and the others who hardly ever pass. Just mark them and shut them down, easy peasy!

And here we go, I wonder how many more just magically vanished.