Jake Kelly

A very talented young boy.

Everton would have had a crack at it.. but they fluffed their lines mate. Keith Cox

That's how it goes when we're chillin'. Fulham totally earned that win. They really stepped up their game in the second half. Looks like we need a new striker though.

He must be rocking the Opticomm vibe. Time to switch over to starlink, bro.

No worries mate, I reckon I can still have a bit of hope.

Yo, the body of the plane had mad shrapnel damage. It got lit up and taken down. Adam Spencer

You did a good job getting this story out so quickly! It's not even a week old yet. Must be that Christmas bonus at work, haha!

I always thought politicians had to be top notch, but she's more like a flop! She should be helping us, not just doing her own thing. She's a total letdown for everyone involved.

Things were completely different once she showed up. Jo Dennis

The instruments were bloody deafening, mate couldn't hear a thing in his earpiece. The smoke would've wrecked his voice for sure, all for what? Nobody could see him except for The Kid Laroi, but you still smashed it, legend! Trinity Jackson

Looks like he could be a pro in post-match fun if he wanted to! It's time for the new kids to bring some fresh, modern adventures to the table.