Alex Jarvis I'm ID: #1852

As a clever bloke, I ain't keen on tying the knot. I've split with sheilas who said they weren't interested in marriage, only to start nagging me about it years later. But if I were dumb enough to be a decent hubby, I'd chuck the dodgy sheila and her brat onto the street. 😂

I'm like 99% positive those are just actors... and not even good ones at that. If it's for real, then the producers are totally dropping the ball because she's seriously losing it.

Who are you clashing with exactly? Annina Wilson

Fibber! It was his fab haircut that made him oh-so attractive. Is she rocking a vomit bag during their romps or are they just pals with a million-dollar deal on the side? She's no fool, she knows what really matters. Cameron Taylor

Turning the tennis into a bloody rock show, way too bloody pricy and the tucker prices are just ridiculous, much better off watching it on Stan mate! Scott Simmons

That's way too expensive these days 😢 Bill Parsons

Humans crafted

That ain't a regular weather thing, this cloud only happens when it's on top of a mountain. Here, it's a man-made cloud, aka homogenitus. James Rice DDS

Does he have anything to do with Raygun? Abby Caroca

It used to be lit and was prob the highlight of the tournament a couple years ago, but now it's just basic. The one-handed grab this week was way cooler.

To add insult to injury, she is recording them which is terrible.