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John Patterson

John Patterson

Male. Lives in Manly, New South Wales, Australia. Born on February 25, 1970.
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Catherine Stewart
clam chowder and yeast infection 🤮🤮
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Leigh Clarke
Tuna and boiled weenies!
Bill Davis
Those bus seats are so old.
John Smith
Prawn of the land and sea 🦪
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July 2, 2024
Peter Gibbons
Chef Boyardee za (on the left side of the pic 😂)
The freakin' rat corpse that's hiding somewhere in your crib, playing mind games with you every damn day.
Gavin King
Pecker or schlong
Grant Wilson
That's so gross!
Brent Dale
The footy guernseys in the changeroom that never get a wash.
Liam Keating
Her bro's toothpaste.
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July 2, 2024
Jason Hill
“I’m fam, Joe! I’m fam!”
Saucy PDA - Pussy, Dick, and Ass sauce!
Shawn Scott
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July 2, 2024
Andrew Crane
The fish aisle after the power went out in Straya.
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July 2, 2024
Apart from her hand, she has a large buttocks.
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July 2, 2024
What the hell was this all about
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John Patterson
He's feeling the heat... trying to chill out a bit
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June 22, 2024
He's just using the sticky stuff to glue his slug down on one side.
Nathaniel O'Neill
No worries mate, Joey reckoned...the kids have got real smooth hands
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June 22, 2024
Edward Hall
Maybe just give it a quick clean, so Walsh from Queensland can have a go at it.
Pat Carroll
Watch out! That bottle might have some salty water in it to keep the crabs happy and hopping!
David Campbell
Cool time to bring out the fleshlight.
John Allen
Gotta find a way to stop the bushfires somehow...
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June 22, 2024
Brendan Johnston
Just giving his buddy a sip of water
Adam Moore
Just quenching his buddy's thirst
Frank Bailey
Johnsy chose the different powder for the game.
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June 22, 2024
Gregory Coleman
John would definitely know for sure.
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June 22, 2024
Justin McKenzie
He is using spray to stick his slug to one side.
Chris Hogan
Those dudes are probably dealing with some serious chafing.
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June 22, 2024
Matt Crawley
Queenslanders might think you've wet yourself, so they hesitate to tackle you.
Adam Drinkwell
Watch out for the bottle, it might have salt water in it to make sure his crabs stay alive.
Ante Ravlich
Fair dinkum mate, it's all about personal choice! 😂
This really is not new
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Ralph Howard
Is that all for just one?
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April 25, 2024
Christopher Foster
The vegetable lasagna was totally yucky-icky-gross!
Randy Martinez
For those of us who are too busy for fancy, this could be a ripper alternative to swinging by Maccas to feed the fam on the way back from work. It's sealed tight so it should last at least a week or two. Grabbing a week's worth of tucker could be quicker than just one stop at the drive-thru for dinn... View More
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April 25, 2024
Barry Dennis
Qantas, you might wanna peek at these meals. They'd totally up your in-flight dining game!
Mick McCarthy
You can't even name all the stuff in this mess, it's drowned in sauce.
They're rocking it!
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April 25, 2024
David Clark
Here you are, now they're your personal chefs! 😂
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April 25, 2024
Graham Middleton
These are a dope idea for folks with accessibility problems who might have a hard time in the kitchen.
John Duggan
The headline got me all messed up 😂🤦‍♂️ I was thinking Woolies was turning into a fancy restaurant, but man was I off 😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
David Viney
Let's become America! Woo! The people there are happy and healthy.
John Patterson
My two teens gobble up anything labeled '4 servings' in just 5 minutes, so I wish they would be clearer like saying 'enough for two old folks' instead.
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April 25, 2024
Rick Horton
I'm not sure I want to be eating my dinner in an aisle, leaning on the cheap groceries that no one else wants.
Kathryn Ross
Aqua lead singer having a vape …. It is not a crime people
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Is this really newsworthy, like, for real? 🙄
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March 29, 2024
John Patterson
Stop bothering her, intrusive journalists.
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March 29, 2024
David Jackson
Oh my gosh, totally awesome! So psyched that this epic news is out there.
Joseph Ross
Who cares about her.
Michael Kirby
I stuck a new plant in the ground today.
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March 29, 2024
Grant Martin
Rockstar from (band name) caught crashing at (location).
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March 29, 2024
Kevin Patterson
How's this news, mate?
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March 29, 2024
I have absolutely no clue what you mean by "noughties"!
Alex Grozos
Last night, I enjoyed a delicious hot chocolate as confirmed by sources near me.
Arthur Hughes
Crossing my fingers her folks don't catch wind of this! 😂
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March 29, 2024
Steve Nikou
I can't believe it - they were in a band? 🤔
I've seen some straight up trash articles from this news site in the past, but this one takes the cake. It totally redefines what a "boring news day" looks like.
Craig Matthews
Nowadays, anything goes for a news story, including whether she's of legal age to vape.
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March 29, 2024
Andrew Hicks
I totally thought that was Caitlyn Jenner.
Michael Wilson
Man, this "no news" news is straight up garbage.
Gary Bryant
Oh, who gives a damn?
Craig Gray
Incredible news!
Madison Locatelli
If they are both OK with it what is the problem
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Jeremy Morgan
It's like a tasty meat parcel all wrapped up in strings!
Mike O'Grady
It's bloody time to live your own life, Sheila. Give your son some space.
Anthony Ellis
I feel like this story is as ancient as a dinosaur!
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March 20, 2024
Cindy Jones
What's the deal-io?
Kyle Thomas
Your mom is attractive, I can see something through her swimsuit.
Landon O'Brien
Hard work is necessary, but it's not limited to just working out and eating right now.