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Alan Patton

Alan Patton I'm ID: #998

Male. Lives in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. Born on May 11, 1971.
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Sad but spending it all on hopeless AFLW
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I'm sure they'll show horse racing on Channel 7, but nobody really watches since they can stream it on their phones.
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January 30, 2026
If only they had done the same with the V8 Supercars.
January 30, 2026
Ashley McKnight
Find them and kick their ar$e up and down the street
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Alan Patton
Some jelly beans.
January 29, 2026
Richard Thomas
String is affordable and gravity is on the house
January 29, 2026
Lori Morgan
This needs to be done ASAP. No more fossil fuel
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David Clark
Oh great, she's back 👀
January 28, 2026
Are you pulling my leg? 🤪
January 28, 2026
Cassie Thomas
Wow that is huge news
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Jack Martinez
One bloody Nationals party!!
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January 23, 2026
You've got my tick of approval mate.
January 24, 2026
Aimee Wilson
lies and more lies
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Why do politicians get away with lying about where their money comes from? We need more people calling them out for their lies. It's not right that they can just say sorry and move on without consequences. It's sad to see them getting away with it and it's not good for our country.
January 21, 2026
Alan Patton
Out of juice
January 21, 2026
Jason Rogers
Oh the lies that these 2 tell is unreal
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Those two are still cracking up at us commoners 😂
January 16, 2026
Simon Greig
yeah we need this like a hole in the head
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David Clark
And they're gonna make steps all the way up to the stars
Stephen Patterson
Someone gotta foot the bill for those last two governors THEY put in office 😕
Andrew Dyer
History repeating with this terrible Labor Gov
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Strewth mate! Look who's rockin' up in the chook shed - it's the bloody Labor Party in charge!
Richard Thomas
Andrews/Allan have easily surpassed the incompetence of the Cain/Kirner government.
John Edwards
That will last a month or 2 and then be gone hahaha
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Bonnie Carter
Darren Allen
Allen Lyons
Karl Lewis
Ashley Jennings
Allen Lyons
No one giving your bumper a little love tap in the car park!
December 31, 2025
Darren Allen
Man, can you picture 500 different vibes all up in one spot? I'm cool posted up on the couch with a cold one instead, ha!
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December 31, 2025
Kathryn Cooper
Could have been done years ago
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Paul Flynn
Carl Hunt
Steve Gardiner
Tim Mason
Andrew Gibbons
Tim Mason
I heard that in '82 you could just stroll into Kmart at 16 and grab guns and bullets without anyone batting an eye.
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December 24, 2025
Steve Gardiner
She figured out how to fix a problem she caused herself... Way to go, Jacunta!
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December 24, 2025
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