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Alan Patton

Alan Patton I'm ID: #998

Male. Lives in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. Born on May 11, 1971.
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Catherine Branson
99% People Fail This Riddle! Can You Solve Who I Am to John? 🤯
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Brad Gill
Kenneth Johnson
Anna Denman
Simon Blake
Brett Maxwell
Simon Blake
You are either John's child or spouse.
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February 21, 2026
Kenneth Johnson
I'm John
February 21, 2026
John Melonas
The new number plates show say 'VICTORIA The stuffed state'
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Alan Patton
The impact of Jacinta Allen.
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February 21, 2026
Ralph Howard
The circuit is now used for E Bike races.
February 21, 2026
Matt Stevens
OMG seriously Labor has to go
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Adam MacDonald
It's bloody interesting that none of those 'dictators' were seen with Epstein or mentioned in any of the files, mate. Yeah, definitely just a flamin' coincidence, I reckon!
February 20, 2026
Everyone ain't blinded by the light, only idiots can trick other idiots.
February 20, 2026
Anthony Grasso
This is a no brainer
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The only way they'll ever get into power. A divided opposition vote guarantees another 4 years of the ALP in charge. Same goes for the national government.
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February 18, 2026
Andrew Gibbons
But both the Liberals and Labor were like, "Oh, we see what you're doing there!"
February 18, 2026
Of course their is something out there. Earth is a the size of a grain of sand on a beach for Gods sake
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It is alleged that he is actually an alien.
February 17, 2026
Danny Walker
Obama spills the beans that aliens are totally legit, but he swears he hasn't spotted any yet. He also claims there are no extraterrestrials hanging out in area 51, unless they're pulling a fast one on him.
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February 17, 2026
Really .... Is that Right
There is no way that she can stay. She must resign today
Where was her husband employed previously?
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February 15, 2026
It will be tough to get her to respond.
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February 15, 2026
Diana Mitchell
Where does it end
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Adam MacDonald
Let's bounce, Labor!
February 13, 2026
Gavin Blair
Just 10 more months of this
February 13, 2026
Susan Parker
Can you believe she said this with a straight face. Go now
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Rhiannon Bartlett
David Blake
Shaun Murphy
Geoff Black
David Woods
Shaun Murphy
The saucepan having a go at the frypan
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February 7, 2026
David Blake
She's got a bit of a dodgy memory, mate lol
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February 7, 2026
Chris Anderson
She needed to stand her ground. Labor are bullies and now you look weak
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Alan Smith
Two homies from the same block
February 6, 2026
She can definitely handle a mower, but she ain't the right fit for Victoria. Just another example of female incompetence.
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February 6, 2026
Louise Adams
Wake up and see what is going on here please people
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Andrew Dyer
Jon Todd
Karen Gonzales
David Woods
Steve Gardiner
David Woods
I can't believe no one has punched her lights out.
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February 5, 2026
Andrew Dyer
In Straya, coppers are generally pretty traditional blokes. The gov't looks like they wanna swap 'em out for puppets who will follow their orders and push their agendas instead of just keeping the peace. Fair go, mate.
February 6, 2026
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