So you are married but don't live together. WTF

I hear ya, man. Dealing with super funds can be a total nightmare. They're always finding some way to screw you over with no way to fight back. It's so frustrating and just makes me feel more and more hopeless. Those super funds can be real jerks.

Alrighty then! I toiled away for two long years, jumping through hoops and facing even worse obstacles, all for nothing in the end.

My friend and I have a platonic relationship and have been friends for 20 years. We are not looking for other partners and will be living in separate places in Tasmania.

Me and my buddy have been friends for 20 years and we're not looking for other partners right now, but we're gonna live in different places in Tassie. It's strictly platonic between us.

I ain't playing that game! If something were to happen to me, I'm making sure everything is set in stone. No way I'm leaving it up to chance like my two friends did.