This is not as crazy as some stupid American shit

I'm not entirely certain if it was mocking, but we were simply joking around and having a good laugh... after all, who doesn't find amusement in a toolie?

No worries mate...I reckon we might take the mickey out of them more than they take the mickey out of us!!

Alright?

They found it amusing what Australians called it, not intended as mockery, and it only became popular in the mainstream around three decades ago. It wasn't a thing when I finished school 30 years ago.

Well, I guess at least our traditions don't include schools and guns.

Well, we gotta point out that she's blonde! No wonder she got her facts wrong. Yeah, they have schoolies, but those so-called Toolies aren't all wearing wristbands to hit on students! They wear them to prove they're old enough to drink. So, both her and Jimmy Fallon seem pretty clueless.

Mock Toolies all you want. They're just a bunch of pathetic leeches.

I can't see what you're referring to. How can I check it out?

They didn't make fun of anything.

Takes down snipers on the playground.

I don't know who she is.

Who is that?

Was schoolies a total fail this year? LOL

The only thing that sets apart what the Yanks do and what the Aussies do is that we don't get to do the shootin' part.

Who hears the American people?

Just the students and troublemakers.

This is coming from someone named Sydney, btw.