Actually good reason 😋😍

Yeah, I get why that's a pretty convincing argument, but I'd rather just hang out and have some drinks with my friends. Actually, scratch that, I'd prefer to drink alone! I'm still able to function even though I have a problem with alcohol.

I wanna give it a try and screw at this angle.

Yeah, I reckon I can make 'em wait for an extra 37 seconds.

Yeah, mate, if I rocked up to that situation, I'd simply spin around and head straight back to the local watering hole.

No doubt, that's all most women have to bring to the table.

This fun activity can quickly turn into a unique position called standing 69! 😆

That's one damn good reason

I have so many thoughts buzzing in my mind at the moment, but I'll refrain from sharing them because they are definitely not suitable for children!

Decent excuse – I'll stay at home.

"Dude, you're on the most-wanted list."

cuz you got cancer